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June 2018

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#BIG OL MOOD

richhomieavin:

captainignis:

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

TV mental illness vs IRL mental illness.

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What's your favorite part of a cat's body?

the all of it

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jezunya:

commanderfraya:

egberts:

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

You can also help them understand by mixing kisses with rubbing your cheek/nose/forehead over the top of their head, their cheek, or down their shoulders, just like cats rub against each other and humans to show affection. Also gently bonking foreheads to imitate the ‘I love you please pet me’ headbutt. Brushing & scratching at itchy spots for them imitates the grooming that cats who live together in colonies do for each other. Basically just try to find hygienic ways of imitating cat social behaviors, short of actual licking, lol. 

My cat will touch her nose to mine & rub her cheek across my face, which allows me to plant a kiss on her cheek. When she’s sitting in my lap, she’ll tip her head back until I lean down and kiss or nuzzle the top of her head. I’ve even found her occasionally trying to imitate the “mwah!” sound of my kisses, where she’ll nuzzle my face and make little chirping “mah! mah!” sounds. Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put in the effort to speak theirs. 

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gonnamuke:

When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!

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citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

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yung-rage:

ze-pie:

dreriart:

Professional commission work: 400-550 bucks
Tumblr commission work: 70 bucks

some of you: OMG UR COMMISSIONS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE WTF it’s almost like you value your time >:( not cool dude

yall this is the saddest day of my life

Art! 👏 Is! 👏 A! 👏 Luxury! 👏 Service! 👏

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fucking superb.....

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

[these are frizzle chickens!!!]

i WISH i was this cool

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garbage-empress:

radicalmycetismus:

radicalmycetismus:

My upstairs neighbor is just blasting Down Under by Men At Work rn the walls are vibrating!

Now just silence. They apparently just wanted to blast this song and this song only

can you really blame them for that

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aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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wynx-hates-pedos:

sixpenceeeharms:

sevenpencee:

everything-wrong-with-earth:

sevenpencee:

Sixpenceee is now stalking our blog and stealing any post -even reblogs- word for word! This is a call-out for her, we know you can read this, we know what you’re doing. We spend a lot of energy and time researching and sourcing our posts, and some of these are reblogs, not original posts. Stop it. Find your own content or source your stuff properly. I know you’ve seen this by the way so don’t pretend you didn’t!

-Mod Chase

could we get examples of this? itd be easier to believe if i saw it.

our post dated March 7       sixpenceee stolen post dated October 23

our post dated March 16     sixpenceee stolen post dated October 23

our post dated March 22     sixpenceee stolen post dated October 23

our reblog dated October 19   sixpenceee stolen post dated October 23

These are the ones found so far, there are probably others and will be others, we also took other archives in case she deletes these ones. Mod Noah found them for us.

-Mod Chase

Archives of links / fixing broken links:

http://archive.is/qQv3Y  stolen post: http://archive.is/Aetad

http://archive.is/sLAOD stolen post: http://archive.is/S8Rak

http://archive.is/yIPOr stolen post: http://archive.is/jv7v1

http://archive.is/X3q9r stolen post: http://archive.is/f5ppA

Sixpencee is still out here being a nastee person huh?

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ladysaytenn:

ladysaytenn:

Detroit: Become Human doesn’t deserve a fanbase

I’m not saying that you can’t like something and be critical of it at the same time, but I really don’t think that’s possible with this one because of the overwhelmingly awful things in this game.

  • It’s a David Cage game. David Cage has a long history of being a creep and an awful writer. From putting racism and rape fantasies in every single one of his games to letting his team make a nude model of Ellen Page without her consent which she tried to sue them over, it’s a wonder how Sony let this game happen. Maybe they wanted to fuck the twink cop like the rest of the internet.
  • His response to allegations that Quantic Dream had leveled against them is “I’m not homophobic, I know Ellen Page, judge me by my work” which is ironic because as previously stated Ellen Page shouldn’t be touching him with a ten foot pole, and because “his work” is worse than that of a pretentious film student.
  • DBH is ham-fisted with allegories to various oppressions, and they’re all done tastelessly, have the subtlety of a brick and they’re practically meaningless. The humans talk about how androids steal their jobs, there’s a scene where androids have to stand at the back of a bus, there’s a cop who doesn’t like his android partner and has slogans and merch on his desk that look like they belong to the average Ben Garrison audience, there’s a scene where the androids spray paint holograms with slogans from MartinLutherKingQuotesDotCom, a white android talks down to a black android about slavery, and there’s even android concentration camps at the end of the game. Despite this, Cage said that his story “is really about androids.” He doesn’t want the game to be political unless he gets praised, making it somehow shocking and stale at the same time.
  • Oh yeah, there’s a scene where an android woman and a kid who was an android the whole time have to strip down in one of the concentration camps.
  • It’s a David Cage game.
  • The twink droid that everyone wants to fuck is a slave catcher. Throughout the entire game, he’s chasing after runaway slaves and doesn’t have a redemption arc until the game’s almost over.
  • Also he has the choice to kill the only lesbian couple in the game. If he doesn’t, they’re only talked about once and never seen again, so the choice barely matters.
  • It’s a David Cage game.
  • Written and Directed by David Cage.
  • It’s a David Cage game.
  • It’s a David Cage game.

Apparently if you do shoot the lesbian androids, you get to see one of them horribly disfigured later on. Thanks Dave.

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fussballgoth:

fussballgoth:

the oracle for the world cup this year is a deaf white cat from st petersburg

HIS NAME IS ACHILLES AND HE GOT HIS FIRST GAME RIGHT

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dandeviant:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

SPREAD THIS - PEDOPHILES ARE NOT A PART OF PRIDE OR THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY

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phemiec:

The thing about Wierd Al is that he’s actually a creative genius and I think because he makes parody music people dont give him credit for how talented he actually is.

He can imitate any style of music, his vocal range is incredible, and his understanding of rhyme and meter is so good that his songs are instantly understandable on first listen, despite the speed and complexity of his wordplay.

He’s also apologized and owned up to offensive jokes he’s made in the past, he makes sure to get proper permissions for his parodies and by all accounts is a really decent person.

I’m just really inspired by him and his music, and his tounge twister lyrics are probably the reason I love and use so much wordplay in my own songs today.

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